Wednesday's Joke of the Day

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
What's that priest doing here?
You look just like Charles Manson.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
I'll get your toast out.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Hey that's not a violin.
I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

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Bonus Joke:

Top Ten Signs You're Not Mensa Material

10. You couldn't figure out how to break the seal on your standardized intelligence test, so you had to give up.

9. You wonder how the deer know to cross at the deer crossing signs.

8. You are confused by the plot twists of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

7. You once tried to solve a Rubik's cube and had to be institutionalized for over a year.

6. You had trouble getting in even before they saw the decimal point in your IQ.

5. You are still struggling to finish "Shoe Laces For Dummies."

4. Your family had a celebration when you scored a "perfect 10" points on your SAT.

3. You don't watch PBS because there are no Budweiser or Taco Bell commercials.

2. Homer Simpson is your idol.

1. That "which comes first" thing about chicken and eggs just makes you hungry.